/aids/ rentries

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The fuck is it?

At the end of each month, I set up an anchor for 24 hours to collect suggestions on SETTINGS. After that, I hold a 24-hour vote, and whoever wins becomes the setting for the following month.

The submission anchor appears on Sundays of each alternate week (from Theme Friday submission collection), tracking what was previously posted so you know the deck is developing!

What is a setting?

I’m running with “The time, place, and/or circumstances in which a narrative can take place”. This means that suggestions can be anything from “World where WW2 never happened” to “Higurashi no Naku Koro ni”. So long as it can be understood as a defined setting, it should be a good fit.

Are there any requirements for the cards themselves?

Keep the prose flowing and make each card as self-contained as possible, those are my two main requests. If you’re going to make a multi-entry singular card that stacks bracketed information throughout context with innumerable phrase biases, you should reconsider your idea. Keep it as simple as possible. Aside from that, you’re good as long as it passes the “this is a thing that believably exists in this setting” test.

How abstract can we go?

You can be as abstract as you want, but I’d assume that for cards that implement things like viruses, conditions, states of being, or other less concrete ideas, you’d make additional cards that use those things. Hey, maybe you’ll get lucky and other anons will like your idea so much that they’ll make cards that with it anyway!

Where will the decks be stored?

Here, silly!

Is any of this subject to change?

Probably! This is a brand new event after all. If something isn’t working, be sure to let me know.

Who asked for this?

You did.

The Nightmare Realm

(August 2022)

In the beginning, there was nothing. The void. A blackness so pure as to defy even the mightiest of storms. Then, suddenly, there was light. And then it came into being. Creation—the earth and sea and sky. But from its birthplace, outside that ocean sea, madness poured forth in hallucinogenic waves drowning all others torn apart by the terror of their own minds. The cataclysm began, a ripple of insanity turning all but the strongest mad.

That is this place. This realm. It is not truly a realm at all, but rather an open wound where madness and chaos pour out onto the world. Here one may see the true face of hell, the wretched things of nightmares.

The Visitors

Ye who enter here.

Card Name Description Post
Card Robert Gramson “Retired” oldfag. »395034639
Card “Hornswaggle” Hailey Wrangling the lands with one eye open. »396055236

The Denizens

Things not of God.

Card Name Description Post
Card The Sailor Psycho seaman. »394970748
Card Fingers Cher Too many fingers. »396062091
Card Steve Perry with a Face on His Back The source of his countertenor vocal range. »396063381
Card Blood Liberace Don’t get blood on the suit. »396065187
Card “I’m Tove!” FUCKING HILARIOUS. »396876039
Card Grandma “You hungry, baby?” »396876039
Card Worm Goat Stay still; ignore its cries. »396876223

Agency for Investigation and Detainment of the Supernatural

Strange beings lurk in the shadows, unknown to the general public. A secret network of operatives known as AIDS (Agency for Investigation and Detainment of the Supernatural) studies and catalogues these many paranormal phenomena. It doesn’t matter whether it’s ghosts, vampires or aliens, the agency will handle them all—the truth is out there.

The suit and tie is optional.

The Paranormal

Spooky monsters and scary cryptids.

Card Name Description Post
Card Sunshine Lovebeam So much love it burns. »386971626
Card Frankenstein(s) Terrifying super mutants. »386980727
Card Sobek A renekton of trouble. »386990696

The Location

Places where strange events were spotted.

Card Name Description Post
Card Revenant Pirates of the Mausoleum. »386960591

The Equipment

Special weapons and gear.

The Twist

When dealing with the paranormal, things aren’t always as they seem.

Heists

(May 2022)

It’s a perfect format for decks, make cards about the crew, the masterminds, the target loot, the crazy places to be broken into, it goes on.
And don’t limit yourself strictly to formats like Ocean’s 11, although personally that will be my focus, but any sort of organized planned robbery like bank jobs, knocking over a train, can work if you play your cards right.

The Clientele

Card Name Description Post
Card Carmina Di Antonnio A client to provide jobs or buy artifacts from the team post-heist. »383511619
Card Robert Black A classic mob boss with a job for you, don’t mess it up. »385133468

The Joint

Card Name Description Post
Card The Lucky Lover Casino Casino and sex trafficking headquarters. »383332867
Card The Zenith A state of the art train filled with the rich and their riches. »385133468
Card History Museum A non-specific history museum filled with artifacts (consider the Treasure Hunting Artifacts as a possible Score). »385133468
Card Pleasure Island You can see Epstein’s house from here! »385147490
Card The Armored Car Treasure in transit. »385147696
Card The Bank For when you need to make a withdrawal. »385148026
Card The Museum Those treasure hunter’s do the hard part—you’re just here to collect. »385148247
Card The Vaults of Dendrin Built by a deity that was forgotten by the passing of time, these ancient chambers are filled with all sorts of magical traps and summoned minions. »385177547

The Score

Card Name Description Post
Card Money More of a general card for money than $1,000,000 specifically. »383332867
Card Kobold Slaves For utility or decadence, who doesn’t want a cute ‘bold or two under their command? »383334469
Card The Golden Gallons At least it’s not actually golden? »383445543
Card GPT-4 What do we want? A girl worth fighting for! »383606420
Card Horni Virus A lewd classification of computer virus used by (and sometimes on) hackers. »385077701
Card The Ho Diamond Many thieves’ wet dream, some say literally. »385133468
Card The Stash A famous person’s personal stash of his/her most depraved porn. »385133468
Card Elixir of Panacea Won’t heal a broken heart. »385177547

The Obstacles

Card Name Description Post
Card Security Systems All the physical and technological obstacles guarding the goods. »383332867
Card Private Security The best faceless goons money can buy. »383332867
Card Honor Among Thieves With friends like these… »383333174
Card Laser Hallway Dazzling, but deadly. »383332737
Card Amateur Crooks They’re here to steal the same thing, but they’re probably going to fail and make things harder for you. »385133468
Card The Police You know the plan has failed once the cops show up and you aren’t long gone. »385133468

The Rivals

Card Name Description Post
Card That French Fuck Merde. »383417545
Card Leo Love The charismatic owner of a successful casino and sex trafficking operation. »383332867
Card Vinyr Fledgling criminal overlord whose overconfidence has left him open to a nice robbery. »383334469
Card Inspector Augustin Competently incompetent. »383459326
Card Lysanthir The Blue A paranoid wizard lord with a vast collection of enchanted artifacts. »385177547

The Crew

Card Name Description Post
Card Vincent “Vinny” Sentorini A man with quite the collection of office supplies. »383417545
Card Hackerman The most powerful hacker of all time. »383417545
Card Annabelle Wise An American hobbyist heist master with the perfect plan, the Brains. »383332867
Card Fiddler A young boy who may or may not be playing pretend, has potential. »383332867
Card Vlada Ivanova A bloodthirsty Russian criminal with a reputation, the Muscle. »383332867
Card The Petito Twins Androgynous Italian fraternal (male and female) twin acrobats, the Infiltrator(s). »383332867
Card Paulie ‘the Hammer’ Will beat your face in, and look good while doing it. »383337475
Card Big Louie …. ‘Big’ is just a nickname. »383342847
Card Fujiko Mine Sorry boys, she’s taken… your possessions. »383469396
Card Marie Masson A French fashion designer who turned to a life of crime to fund her projects. »385133468
Card Johnny ‘Wheels’ A real human bean. »385149115
Card Cal A leading man. »385149371
Card Hana Matsuda A smelly teenage shut-in hacker girl, aka Hex online. »385166427
Card Vigdis Giantslayer Size isn’t everything. »385230982

The Tricks

Card Name Description Post
Card Safecracking Cracking open Capitalism’s coconut. »385148669
Card Of Course I Belong Here Prejudice presents positives. »385148883
Card Active Camouflage Out of sight, out of mind. »385149627
Card The Art Forger When you think about it, museums already do this all the time. »385148445
Card Punxsutawney Thumper DAM! »385150295
Card Backwards Long Jump A trick that’ll leave pannenkoek2012 jumping for joy. »385152095

The Getaway

Card Name Description Post
Card Fiat 126p You know what Fiat stands for, right? »383417545
Card Escape Tunnel A convenient tunnel that leads to freedom (or maybe straight into a trap). »385133468
Card Tahiti Perfect for a job of volcanic proportions. »385200038

Modern Space Fantasy

(April 2022)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Treasure Hunting Grave Robber Wars

(March 2022)

/aids/ Treasure Hunting

Spanning multiple countries, crypts, and time periods, explore the forgotten annals of history in search of bountiful loot!

Allies

Card Name Description Post
Card Farai Okeke A mysterious African man with a lot of charisma and a penchant for traveling. Rentry
Card Fillip Engström A musclebound Swede that works as a bodyguard for explorers to see the world. Rentry
Card Moira McDevitt A fiery Irish thief that can get you whatever you need… for a price. Rentry
Card Riverboat Rich A mysterious old captain that always seems to show up when you need a ride along a river. Rentry
Card Scamper A streetwise young boy that knows every nook and cranny of the surrounding area. Rentry
Card Diane Very cute; very British. »377898323
Card Akira Shiranu Dutiful shrine maiden who’s knowledgeable with Japanese history »378121348
Card Amira Khalid Middle Eastern milf who can guide you through the desert »378121348
Card Cassidy Monroe Wealthy female companion who’s funding your adventure »378121348
Card Melody Abrams Milfy historic researcher. »378121348

Antagonists

Card Name Description Post
Card Her Majesty’s Historical Club A group of British upper class gentlemen looking to find artifacts for the glory of the Queen. Rentry
Card Quinn Foster A finance shark that got rich and got out, he is now living out his midlife crisis through archaeology. Rentry
Card Heinrich Schliemann A German businessman and amateur archaeologist that uses his wealth to his advantage. Rentry
Card Erforschungskommando “Walküre” A small group of Nazi soldiers searching for historical artifacts and roughing up locals. Rentry
Card Laura Williams An idle aristocrat with too much time on her hands. Rentry
Card Craxil Mythological snake-people that may or may not exist. »377771424
Card Egyptian Goddess Bastet In no mood for games. »378121348
Card Kamala Cohan Feisty Indian rival treasurehunter. »378121348
Card Mummy Totally not sexy. »378121348
Card Quetzalcoatl Totally not a sexy Quetzalcoatl that will stalk you through South American excursions. »378121348

Areas

Card Name Description Post
Card China A massive territory with mountains, forests, deserts and more. Rentry
Card Colombia Explore wild jungles and massive mountain ranges. Rentry
Card Egypt Seek the pharaoh’s treasures in vast deserts. Rentry
Card American Frontier Untamed plains and prairies await. Rentry
Card Scandinavia Snowy forests filled with legends of Vikings and Norse mythology. Rentry

Artifacts

Card Name Description Post
Card Ankh of Lust An ancient ankh with a propensity for causing orgies. Rentry
Card Ancient Manuscript A forgotten tome that hides a secret. Rentry
Card Gunslinger’s Iron An old, ornate revolver belonging to a legendary gunman of the past. Rentry
Card Ring of Dominance A ring that holds magical powers. Rentry
Card Sampo A mythical artifact that promises endless wealth. Rentry
Card Fertility Idol I mean, look at it. »377815140
Card Lucky Hat Never leave the home without it. »377857624
Card Artifact of Hermaphrodite It’s quite obviously cursed, but you already knew that. »378121348

Eras

Card Name Description Post
Card The 1820s Amateur scholars blazing trails. Rentry
Card The 1870s Idle nobles and businessmen get involved as the dark continent opens up. Rentry
Card The 1930s Ideology rules the day, even in archaeology. Rentry
Card The 1980s Technology advances, but still there are questions to answer. Rentry
Card The 2020s With all possible information at your fingertips, the remaining mysteries are just all the more satisfying to solve. Rentry

Locations

Card Name Description Post
Card El Dorado A fabled city of gold. Rentry
Card Lost Dutchman’s Mine A lost gold mine, waiting for someone to claim it. Rentry
Card Shangri-La A mythical utopia hidden in a valley. Rentry
Card Themiscyra The capital city of the Amazons. Rentry
Card Zerzura A jewel of the desert, loaded with treasure. Rentry
Card The Jungle Temple The quintessential abandoned temple. »377847282
Card The Bazaar Your one-stop shop. »377890814
Card The British Museum The treasure hunting leaderboard. »377891920

Obstacles

Card Name Description Post
Card Local Authorities An explorer’s worst nightmare: Bureaucracy. Rentry
Card Torrential Rain Slippery when wet. Rentry
Card Wild Rapids Better hope you’ve got a good skipper to bail you out! Rentry
Card Rockslide Look out below! Rentry
Card Local Tribes They don’t take kindly to strangers ‘round here. Rentry
Card The Rope Bridge A rickety bridge. »377838503
Card The Dynamite Truck Inspired from the movie Sorcerer. Keep away from rickety bridges. »377842021
Card Curse How foreboding. »377865674
Card Minecarts An esteemed, if gung-ho, method of transportation. »377888014

Starship Exploration Vessel

(February 2022)

/aids/ Starship Exploration Vessel

Space… The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of starship /aids/. Its continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds. To seek out new waifus and husbandos. To boldly cum where no man has cum before!

The possibilities are limitless, both for the members of the crew and the places they go. It can also be played as lewd or clean as you want; the worlds the ship visits can be anything from a hyper-sexualized resort world to boldly taking landing parties down to explore ancient ruins on a dead world.

The Ship

Card Name Description Post
Card VT-23 Kestrel Alright, some of you might have seen me spit out this trash a couple threads ago. Unfortunately I couldn’t refine it since then since I’ve been without internet for the past several days, but without further ado here’s my rough draft of the Kestral, an aging light transport that takes heavy inspiration from Firefly.
I haven’t been able to test it much, but what I’ve had so far is promising; the AI understands the rough dimensions of the ship, that it’s old and holding together on a prayer, and it seems to be able to easily get the cozy, tight-knight crew atmosphere I was going for. As this is my first card, I welcome any and all feedback that you all have (and, if you just want me to stop posting this thing, this is the last time unless I make an updated version).
But what’s a ship without a crew to live on it? Because of my aforementioned no Internet issue I haven’t been able to do as much on the crew as I’d like, but you have my word they’ll be done by the 28th of February. First should be a two-for-one muscular catgirl duo, with an older human captain right on their heels. If anyone has any requests, let me know and I’ll see if my limited skills can accommodate you.		 »372381010
Card Companionship Cabin Replica of a hotel room for rest, relaxation and maybe a bit more. »372492836
Card Medical Bay Somewhat decently stocked, has some things in it that might be able to be used for unsavory purposes. »372492836
Card Hydroponics Station Grows some assorted fruit and veg for diet diversification, could however also grow some more illicit things if set up to do so. »372492836
Card The Bridge The place where everything goes down on the ship, where the captain practically lives. Rentry
Card The Mess Hall For eating and chatting. Rentry
Card Galara Utility android who also serves as the ship’s AI. ‘Adult Setting Functionality’ sold separately and any illicit acts will void your warranty. »374463157

The Personnel

Card Name Description Post
Card Portia Duvall I’d use the /aids/ spaceship to go kidnap a western-timey AID character from the past: https://prompts.aidg.club/960 »372504360
Card Jack Wakefield A wiz of a mechanic that people tolerate despite him being a pervert that constantly hits on guys (because there’s less competition than with the girls) Rentry
Card Coline Savatier A French pilot with a motherly disposition and insecurity regarding her petite body. »372504563
Card Major Eliza Norris A militaristic captain that insists on being called by her rank and runs the ship like a regiment. »372504563
Card Dr Hiro Uehara A book-smart yet inexperienced doctor that panics easily and clings to experienced crew members for support. »372504563
Card Blair Finley A scottish quartermaster that loves to nerd out over supplies, logistics and numbers. Rentry
Card Daryl Blackburn a laid back and relaxed gunner that is nonetheless dependable, and has an open policy towards romance. Rentry
Card Isabelle Bader A young German navigator with a flirty disposition and a winning smile that gets her out of trouble. Rentry
Card Jesper Paulsen A Norwegian armorer that’s very stoic, apart from being a massive gun nerd and walking weapon encyclopedia. Rentry
Card Miho Hisakawa A Japanese security officer that believes in the power of the blade. Rentry
Card Patricia Remington a biologist with a bubbly personality and a tendency to get into trouble. Rentry
Card Rutger Zaal A Dutch diplomat that’s cold and calculating, but is rumored to hide a dirty, kinky side that fucks like a tiger. Rentry
Card Xia Hou A Chinese away team member with an anger problem and a drinking problem. Somehow, they seem to cancel themselves out at times. Rentry
Card Derek Daniels An engineer who works aboard the Kestral, and wishes to visit Lusitania G2 to film a documentary. »374275853
Card T’Nori A curious feline alien who loves meeting new people and learning all about them. »374280637
Card Fayne Sarcastic Insectoid intelligence officer who can learn a new language in a matter of minutes. »374262413
Card Vexene Regelia Peppy plant girl field agent who just wants to adventure. »374262413
Card Mona Rogers Ship’s Chef and Caribbean mommy. I’m not sure how well the AI can infer accents so you’ll probably have to lead it by the nose until it gets it. »374262413
Card Theodore Miller Plucky young lad who’s probably underaged, so I trust you’re just going to go on whimsical adventures together… Right? »374463157
Card Elise Monroe Sweaty, stinky tomboy pilot. Hope your ship has a shower! (I think it pairs well with the old Smell bias card on the rentry if that’s your thing. but ymmv) »374463157

The Equipment

Card Name Description Post
Card Fake Booty Buster Every good space opera obviously needs satisfying weaponry. In the name of galactic ethics, perhaps killing everything on sight is less humane than non-lethal ‘pacification’. I suppose the Kestral is forward-thinking, by our cultural standards.
Go forth and gape some alien life. Leave no booty unbusted.		 »372474879
Card The First Option a simple yet effective stun rifle for personal protection while on exploration missions while not disturbing the local wildlife. Rentry
Card The Regulator A basic but workable laser pistol that makes a serviceable backup for pretty much any situation. Rentry
Card The Heavy Ordnance A triple-fire rocket launcher that’s unwieldy, but packs a massive punch for when you need that. Rentry
Card The Mindmelter An experimental prototype weapon that can turn anyone into a willing slave, but could backfire and explode at any moment due to being rickety and experimental. Rentry

Other Ships

Card Name Description Post
Card The Avalon A top of the line exploration vessel fitted with all the luxuries and machinery you might need. Rentry
Card The Persephone An older shitbox that lacks most utilities that are expected these days, but still somehow seems to just work. Rentry

Space Phenomena

Card Name Description Post
Card Eumia A planet known as the galactic brothel due to lax prostitution laws leading to a flourishing sex work industry. Rentry
Card The Passion Nebula A phenomenon that entraps ships with its strong aphrodisiac effect turning ship crews into massive orgies. Rentry
Card Xainope A permanent winter planet where the denizens have evolved to a Medieval-like technology level that they cling to despite knowing of advancements from further in the galaxy. Rentry
Card Yeuthea A planet of merchants that is surrounded by space stations - whatever you need, you can find it on Yeuthea. Rentry
Card Antimony V a planet of isolationist bastards that build tall and want you to tell of their advancements. Rentry
Card The Dardaron Belt An asteroid belt that seems to hold securely locked up remnants of an old, advanced civilization. Rentry
Card Filigren A picturesque planet, free of exploitation by corporations. Find new and interesting fauna and flora, or just relax and take a load off. Rentry
Card Lusitania G2 Affectionately known as LG World, a planet inhabited entirely by little girls! »374275853

Lifeforms

Card Name Description Post
Card Lusitanians An engineer who works aboard the Kestral, and wishes to visit Lusitania G2 to film a documentary. »374275853
Card Pyste Androgynous snake people who could work as pickpockets, thugs, crew members or whores. »374262413
Card Volga Volatile slime people who are as hot tempered as the volcanoes they spawn in. »374262413
Card Breeder Some lore and details to fluff out your everyday tentacle monster. If you drop this in your setting, what could go wrong »374463157
Card Empress Kindred Antagonistic space-vampire who rules her own galactic empire. If you needed an objective to chase, now you have one. »374262413